Chen were not at home, leaving only Mo Xiaobai to be fed. Mo Wushuang was also lazy about cooking, so it left Mo Chen alone.After Ye Wei left, he would come over every morning to help them make breakf...Kaka glared at him, "Are you itchy"
"Scratch me."
"The boss is closest to you, turn your head." Kaka smiled faintly, still with the spring breeze-like smile, but it felt like this smile was different from usual.
Mo Chen said, “In previous years, you and Wushuang fought the most fiercely. Xiaobai would hide when he saw it. Now that Wushuang is gone, you've become listless. It's Xiaobai's turn to act domineering.”
Mo Ye said, "Everything changes over time."
Ye Wei said, "On New Year's Eve, where was Mo Jue's golden egg Didn't you call back home I miss her so much. This is the first New Year we didn't spend together, and I really miss her."
Mo Jue looked at his wife acting, holding back from making sarcastic remarks. There wasn't a trace of longing for their daughter on her face. Who was she trying to fool
Kaka played along with them, but couldn't help but worry about Wu Shuang. He hadn't heard from her in over a month. Not even a phone call.
This is the longest record.
Even if we don't get to see each other, at least we can make a phone call.
Shi Ming, knowing the answer already, asked, "Is there someone unmatched in Egypt"
Yvette said, "In Cairo."
"Rongyan laughed and said, 'This girl sure knows how to pick a place. Cairo is a good place. When I was a young lady, I liked to stay by the Nile River the most. Life was pleasant.'"
Chu Li smiled and asked, "You started following me before you were twenty years old. When do you consider yourself a young lady"
Before I met you, I was a maiden.
Ye Wei laughed and said, "Yan Yan, don't tell dirty jokes in front of the children."
Rong Yan's voice was smooth, "It's my fault, my fault. I completely forgot there were children here."
A few kids are indifferent, who is still a child, bah.
Mo Ye suddenly said, "Those who haven't tasted the flavor of a woman are just children. Who here hasn't"
The noisy hall suddenly fell silent. Ye Wei playfully winked her eyes, causing Shi Yi to blush. Rong Yan and Chu Li also watched the four boys with amusement.
Their meaning was as clear as a kindergarten teacher saying, "Whoever stole the wallet, please step forward."
Mò Yáo gazed at her nose, her nose at her heart. Kā Kā continued to play dead. Mò Xiǎobái's big, round eyes were fixed on Mò Chén. Mò Chén looked at Mò Yáo, then at Kā Kā, and let out an "Awoo," "Why are you looking at me Why do you two have no expression"
Kaka complained of helplessness, Mo Yao slanted a glance at the fool.
Rong Yan counted on her fingers, "We can use the process of elimination. Xiaobai will make the final decision last. Of these three... Please raise your hand if you are not the child."
Kaka pretended not to see, Mo Yao temporarily lost his hearing, Mo Chen lowered his head and ate, he didn't hear, he didn't hear, just didn't hear, Rong Yan patted the coffin and made a final judgment, "No one raised their hand, they are all children."
Ye Wei burst into laughter and, with a bright expression, held up her thumb to Zhao Rongyan, saying, "Ingenious! You're truly brilliant."
Chu Li sighed, "Why did we end up raising so many children"
This issue is worth exploring in depth.
Ye Wei propped her chin up and said, "Oh my, look at my third brother's family. They got married and had kids early. Now look at you guys. Aren't you ashamed Even Fei Mo's child is already in kindergarten, yet we still haven't seen any of your kids."
"I'd say even Ningning's grandkids are in kindergarten by now, but we haven't seen your kids. Shiyi corrected Ye Wei's wording, using Ningning as a comparison was best. No matter which side you compare them to, these children are all long gone. Compared to children, they are even more gone. The other two are bouncing around, able to fly planes, and there's another one in the belly. Both in quantity and quality, you lose."
Rong Yan said, “When Kaka came out of the spy island back then, I should have thrown a woman onto his bed as a reward. Perhaps I would have had grandchildren right away.”
Kaka was indifferent to the topic of women, his mind solely focused on where the woman who should have been here tonight had gone.
Ye Wei said, "Mo Xiaobai, what about you"
"My woman is enough to rival my cousin, and my quality as a woman is definitely higher than his." Mo Xiaobai arrogantly raised his head. He was a heartthrob, how could he possibly not have women
Ye Wei twitched the corner of her lips, "Be careful of AIDS."
Mo Xiaobai's phoenix eyes drooped slightly at the corners, "Mommy, can you be crueler"
Mo Ye said, "I think it's very necessary to give them three a healthy sex education."
"Just look after your own pleasure, and leave those two bachelors of yours to their fate," Rong Yan said.
Mo Chen said, "How are we going to do if our father didn't inherit any good genes for looking handsome"
Mo Ye said seriously, "You all know that Eleven has undergone eleven gene mutations, and the remaining genes in her body are incomplete. Some mutated genes have also been passed down to the next generation. So this is not my fault or Eleven's fault, it's simply because biology is too profound, the result of gene mutation, so you two should never blame the genes."
Everyone fell silent. Even after twenty years, Mo Ye was still the leader, high and mighty.
Shili was lost, "Are you blaming me"
Moe Ye hugged Eleven's shoulders and said softly, "Honey, I'm talking about genes."
Everyone burst into laughter, even Mo Yao couldn't help but smile.
Mo Jue said, "Actually, I don't like children at all. It's good that I don't like them either, because children are too noisy. When Mo Xiaobai is making noise, I always want to pick him up and throw him out the window to die."
Mo Xiaobai widened his eyes and looked accusingly at his father, "So cruel, so cruel, so perverted, Mommy, why are you looking at this pervert"
"You're not good in bed, there's room for improvement." Ye Wei said coolly. Mo Que glared angrily at Ye Wei, while Mo Xiaobai boasted and laughed triumphantly. Mo Ye, Rong Yan, and Chu Li looked sympathetically at Second Master Mo.
It hurts more than being shot to be rejected by a woman for having bad sex.
Fortunately, Mo Que was constantly hit by Ye Wei for so many years that he had become numb to it. Mo Que thought gloomily, tonight he would properly confirm whether it was his skill that was lacking, who fainted first would be the inferior one.
Mo Xiaobai said, "After my examination, only my sister can revive Kaka by coming back."
Kaka glanced at him sideways, saying nothing.
Suddenly, Ye Wei's phone rang. She put it on the sofa. The ringtone was a children's song—Two tigers run fast, run fast... This amusing ringtone struck everyone present speechless.
Ye Wei went to answer the phone. Eleven asked, "Wei Wei's taste really changes a lot."
The ringtone before that was an opera one, Mo Xiaobai glanced at Mo Jue, “Mommy’s taste changes too much, Daddy, you need to have a sense of crisis.”
Mo Jue thought about how to get revenge tonight and what pose to use, completely ignoring Mo Xiaobai's disrespect. Mo Xiaobai, seeing that his father didn't react as expected, whispered in his eldest brother's ear, "My dad must have trash in his head."
"With you leaning on me like that, all I can think about is filth." Mo Yao said nonchalantly.g Anya, for the first time in so many years, spoke to Mama Wen in a tone that was almost apologetic. After all, Fei Mo was wrong first, and he was also a closed book. If she didn't say something for h...