ingle move, leaving them with the illusion of "better late than never."Yes, an illusion.Jiang Qiyun respects my brother-in-law a lot, even Lin Yanhuan, who looks at Mu Yunfan, the one who took her sis...I couldn't make out the face of this corpse, but I instinctively felt she must have been a pretty girl in life. She was very thin, so thin that her ribs were faintly visible.

She was unclothed, her entire body pale as death, covered in patches of lividity on her back and waist. There were also some faint black marks on her body.

Both my brother and I were stunned. In our minds, zombies were either withered, raging corpses or fresh "people" oozing with gore and smelling awful.

But this female corpse appeared to be in very good condition, with no signs of gigantism or decay.

After death, rigor mortis sets in. One to three days after complete rigor mortis, the body gradually softens as all muscles completely relax and collapse. The facial muscles droop, like the hunchbacked old woman who died that day, with her flesh hanging loose.

Therefore, a necromancer must carefully judge the timing of the spell and choose the perfect moment to cast it in order to achieve the most satisfactory state of the corpse.

"You two little mice... sneaking into my house, what are you up to... Kekeke..." That decrepit voice was getting closer, a black shadow slowly climbing from below.

The gurgling laughter was like a switch, and the female corpse in the can slowly crawled out. Her elbow bent at an unnatural angle, as if it were broken.

The aged voice hesitated for a moment, then cursed: "You rascal... so rough again, not knowing how to care for people... Don't be afraid, mama will take you back later... First, kill these two little mice..."

Two little mice My brother and I look much more robust than this frail female corpse, and even taller and stronger than this hunched old woman.

The female corpse was very obedient, suddenly pouncing on my brother. My brother reacted quickly and knocked her hand away with a stick.

Don't think that because you aren't wearing clothes, I'll go easy on you...Besides, you're flat-chested anyway!" My brother yelled.

If it were a malevolent spirit or ghost, we would have more options to deal with it. But when facing a zombie, the only thing we can seem to do is stop its movement

I raised my hand to cast the Lei Jue, but unexpectedly, the old woman struck my back with her cane!

"Ouch!" That was painful, her cane head felt so heavy!

A big cat ran up from downstairs. It's against the rules for living creatures, especially cats, to be in this house. This big cat was also a corpse. Her house was full of bottles and jars, who knows how many corpses were hidden inside!

My brother also thought of this problem. He dodged the female corpse's claws and ran towards the old woman — he had to take care of this old demon first!

The old woman trembled as she pulled out a needle. She held it steady with her thumb and poked the tip through the gap between her index and middle fingers.

"Bro! Bro! Don't—" I quickly grabbed my brother, the big cat took the opportunity to pounce on us. My brother swung his stick, opening it up and pulling me close. He was breathing a little nervously.

The old woman's needle in her hand had been soaked in corpse poison for who knows how many years. What would happen if she stabbed you with it

"Brother, watch out for that needle!" I pulled his arm and retreated to the corner.

"I know." My brother stared at the old woman's needle with a serious face: "Damn it, being pricked by this needle is worth ten million. This young master wouldn't be so stupid!"

What A million is what

My brother's thinking is too jumpy. Even in such a tense situation, he can still think about money so calmly! Cheng Banshen charges one million yuan for a detoxification treatment, how can we afford that much to treat him now

When it comes to money, my brother explodes like a supernova: "This old woman is so ruthless! If she stabs you once, even if you don't die now, you'll be impoverished later! Xiao Qiao, go check the door and see if we can jump out."

I opened the balcony door and saw that there were two shadows in the yard, playing with Dabao. Dabao saw me and immediately cried out: "This place is a den of corpses! Let's get out of here quickly!"

The old woman sneered, “Since you've all seen it, do you still want to run These years my family has kept a low profile and hasn't harmed anyone. You hypocrites dare to come to our door to cause trouble... I can't help but keep you in the jar..."

"Not harming anyone Not harming anyone, where did all these corpses come from" I didn't believe her word for a second.

"Humph, these corpses are all nameless dead collected from everywhere! This…" She slowly squatted down and raised her hand to smooth the woman's disheveled hair, revealing a pale face. Her eyeballs were rolled back, showing only whites, terrifying yet strangely beautiful.

"This is my daughter-in-law... I love her so much..." The old woman patted the corpse's face.

Niece-in-law! This female corpse is Old Lin's wife!

The old woman's voice was serious as she complained, "That stinky boy, I've told him so many times... Little Jiao's hands always habitually dislocate. Tell him to be careful when he *does it*... This stinky boy doesn't understand how to care for his wife at all..."

She extended her withered hand, with a click she put the female corpse's bones back in place, withdrew her handkerchief to bandage and fix it, then pulled out paper towels from the bedside of that single bed, helping the female corpse clean the area between her legs.

Under the cold light of our flashlight, we can see some white liquid being wiped away.

I was struck by lightning, my worldview shattered. I remember what the old woman on the Yin Mountain Ghost Market said: "Whether it's a ghost husband or a ghost wife, when you make love, the living party will have yin evil enter their body. It's best to use a special condom."

"I've never used it," Jiang Qiyun said disdainfully, "I don't need to." He always leaves a lot of things in my body, and I don't feel any discomfort—except for the shame when I wake up.

This situation should be a special case between him and me. Other couples in similar situations should probably use the condoms recommended by the old woman, but how can I deal with a living person versus a corpse...

I can hardly imagine.

My older brother was completely flustered. He asked incredulously, "Auntie, are you saying this is your daughter-in-law And that your son even slept with her"

"Nonsense, it's a matter between husband and wife. What's so strange about it" The old woman glared at my brother.

My brother's lips twitched a few times: "…What's the difference between this and a corpse"

“You righteous hypocrites, of course you wouldn't understand our family matters…” The old woman struggled to straighten her back. The female corpse had been kicked in the waist by my brother and couldn’t get up for a while. The old woman didn’t have the energy to move her either, so she just let her lie on the ground.

I tugged at my brother's sleeve: "Looks like this old woman doesn't want to kill. Should we try to make friends with her"

“Oh…yeah, yeah! My mind went blank just now. I saw a naked corpse being struck by lightning…”My brother patted his head and said to the old woman, “Ma’am, we know your son Lao Lin, we’re relatives, you could… take care of these corpses first The person in the yard is our friend.”

"Humph, you righteous..."

"We're not on the right path, ahem, thirty-three days outside heaven" My brother winked at her with a secret code.

The old woman's eyebrows twitched, a look of confusion flashing in her eyes.

No way, could she not be a Mu family member

"Grandma, give me some reaction—"

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